three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.
because the un deux trois quatre cinq
IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS JOKE IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IT I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU
dear everyone who says he’s a good person
he also punched goofy too, what an imbecile.
He also spat on fans, and that whole disrespecting the flag incident.
Calling him girly and gay is an insult to women and homosexuals everywhere.
Essence- Protective Styles
I have moments where I want to grow my hair out again so I can wear hairstyles like this. Then I remember I hate messing with my hair and I’m lazy. So short hair it is for now.
This Oscar weekend it’s important to note:
“last week, more Americans went to see The Lego Movie than all the nine movies nominated for Best Picture combined.” (via TheGuardian)
he’s being fucking paid to be pretend to be a dragon
that’s 7-year old me’s fucking dream
His smile is somewhere between demonically terrifying and really really hot.
Orphan Black - Making of by Intelligent Creatures : Sarah & Alison Test (x)
"black widow is a supporting character" your spine is a supporting structure in your body let’s see how well you do without it
Happy International Women’s Day, everyone! (or belated Women’s Day, depending on the time zone)
Josh, Colin, Lana & Jen at Good Morning America
The more I watch this show, the more I realize I’m probably going to be Phil Dunphy in about ten years
Next weekend, test out your favorite, half-remembered Latin phrases in graveyards.